Awful dry...in your neighborhood?
Parchment skin and withered wood.
At wit's end 'cause ya tried it all?
so who ya gonna call?
Concerned with the effects
of the nationwide drought,
I have consulted my
Master Insta-Shaman book
and now offer.............
DROUGHT BUSTING services!
So, when no rain's in sight,
and you've tried with all your might
your lawn looks like a sun baked rock
make that call and hear my knock!
